from Safelite spokesperson: “Safelite is a value-based, ethical organization..........."

This is fascinating. A former employee of Safelite is indicted for embezzling big bucks while working in their accounts payable department. So instead of simply saying it is their policy to prosecute crooks, they give this cutesy, cutesy, cutesy line. I guess I understand what I'm supposed to understand: if they were NOT "value-based", then they wouldn't give a rat's pitout about a crooked employee stealing from them? I further suppose that if they were NOT an "ethical organization", then again they wouldn't give a rat's pitout about a crooked employee stealing from them?

I am so impressed! I am just so **** impressed!! And I have to think that their insurance company base of customers are all so impressed too! I wish I could write as brilliantly as Safelite's spokespeople. (They are a value-based, ethical organization, you know.)

Someone stole from them? Now they know how we feel.