The teacher told us


A teenage girl arriving home from school asks her mother, “Is it true what the teacher told us today?"

“What’s that?” the mother replied.

“That babies come from the same place that boys put their penises,” the daughter said.

“Yes it is dear,” mother said, glad that the subject had finally come up at school.

“But when I have a baby,” the girl responded, “Won’t it knock my teeth out?”


heres another
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how there lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

LMAO...Well funny post dude..keep em coming...

LMAO...cool post there mullet...