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The Priest

I got this joke sent to me by a friend the other day and I thought it was funny!


A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night." The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp. "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man. "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that f**king smirk off your face."

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LOL....Nice to see u postin Buxomvamp...

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hahahahahahaha

lmfao

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LMAO...great posts as usual Buxomvamp....