The "Bite Me" Fun Forum
Welcome to our forum. Feel free to post your jokes, funny stories, or if you need quick answers to questions just leave a message.
Three men were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is our anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new car. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the car, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on our anniversary, I got my wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I love her."
The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yeah, well for our anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, she could go f**k herself."
