Scar the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Spoofa the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Spoofa the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Scar the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.Without pause, Scar the Dragon Slayer agreed.

The next day, Spoofa the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.Soon she dressed; the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Spoofa the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Scar the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Scar the Dragon Slayer.

Spoofa the Physician then slipped Scar the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next
four hours Scar worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Scar the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Scar the Dragon Slayer found Spoofa the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Scar the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Spoofa the Physician could never report this matter
to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Spoofa the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Scar
the Dragon Slayer.

Moral Of The Story: Pay your Doctor bills.

LMAO....Yeah pay me!! Doc spoofa....lol