Ello bruv .Sorry its been so long since my last post.Been busy decorating the baby's room,and work lol.

A new mother went to the psychiatrist worried.

"Doctor," she said,

"Since I had the baby I can't sleep at night.When I'm in the next room,I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night.What should I do?"

"Easy," said the doctor."Just take the carpet off the floor."

*LMAO* Ahhh...now the the cats out the bag...hope to see u here more often dude.