This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"

LOL typical woman!! answers with a question

Hey! Buttface, you keep mooning like that and I will slap your ass!!
Naughty remark about women there Wanna arm wrestle?

Well there ya have it folks....site has'nt been goin long and there's fightin talk already...*LMAO*


*Thinks this should be entertainin!!* Rockin post Buttface dude

Arm wrestle me!! LMAO U must be some woman!!

I sure am hun!

*LMAO*

Why dont women need wristwatches???

Because most cookers have clocks on them...

lol