This couple had been married for 20 years, every time they made love the husband always insisted on switching off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She decided that she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a steamy, hot, romantic session, she switched on the light. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a mahusive rubber vibrator!! It was soft, and amazingly larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent b*****d," She screamed at him, "how could you lie to me for all these years? You had better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I can explain the toy . . . can you explain the kids?"

LMAO...should of left the light off!!..now she's got some explainin to do!! lol Good 1 dude