One day at work, my co-worker C and told me to tell A that we had no lettuce washed. Now A does it all the time, she's very good at it. She does it so much that she refers to the lettuce as her bush. Everyone got used to calling the lettuce, her bush. So, I went up to A and told her that C had no bush. A answered,"How do you know she has no bush?"
I told that when R does it, the lettuce doesn't clean or neat. A answered, So R has a messy bush, I have a trimmed bush and C has no bush. Just just pray none of their hubbies are reading this.