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20 ways of knowing when you've had to much to drink.
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You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
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You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
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Job interfering with your drinking.
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Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
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The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
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Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
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24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence?
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Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
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You can focus better with one eye closed.
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The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
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Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
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Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
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Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
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At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
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Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
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The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.
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You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women
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Roseanne looks good.
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Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
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"I'm as jober as a sudge."
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