Miss Hope says to the class "there's ten crows sittin in a tree.The farmer shoots four,how many are left?"

Little Johnny sticks his hand up and says "none miss,the noise from the farmers gun would of frighten the others away."

"Well" says miss hope,"the answer was six but i like the way you were thinking."

"Can i ask you a question miss"

"Sure"

"Well,there's three young ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice lollies.Ones licking it,ones sucking it and ones bitting it.Which ones married ?"

Miss Hope blushes and says "the one sucking it."

"Nope.It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger,but i like the way you was thinking."

lmao...nice 1 scar..and welcome to the forum

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