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Proud owner!!

Whoooo hoooo!!

I'm the proud owner of an auto glass business!!

I got my business license today!!!

All I need now is a $1 and I can buy a cup of coffee!!



Re: Proud owner!!

well agn good luck man,hope everything goes well.

Re: Proud owner!!

Gratz AGN you have crossed the line of sublime to pure insanity.
Welcome to the club.
I wish you Good luck & successz.

Re: Proud owner!!

Hey AGN,
Way to go!!! Good luck to you!! If we can help, you know where we are!!!

Re: Proud owner!!

Congratulation! You have now joined the Elite Club of the most controlled business in the world. Tommorrow you will recieve the fax that will tell you how much your new pay check is."DO NOT FORGET TO SEND IN YOUR QUARTERLY CHECK TO EACH GOVERMENT BRANCH" Pay raises will not be based on the quality of your work, but on how fast and how many units you can produce in a 12 hour period. Profit is a word that is only used if you are a insurance company.

If you show a gain on any invoice in your first pay period it will automaticly be deducted from your pay check. If this happens for more the 2 consecutive pay periods you will be removed from the Elite list and put on the DO NOT USE LIST.

Please cancel all health insurance policies, You will be issued a govermental policy that will be offered FREE of charge as long as you abide by all of the above regulations. If there are any questions on how to obtain your free policy, please ask any of our associates on the AGRR forum.

Good Luck!

PS.....AGN, Just kidding.....REALLY GOOD LUCK

Re: Proud owner!!

At the risk of asking what is probably stupid question, WHAT insurance policy, or were you just joking?

Re: Proud owner!!

Glasslady

The insurance policy I was referring to, is being on welfare. And for the just kidding part, I am not sure!

There is also another free program I failed to mention. Some of us will qualify for food stamps

Re: Proud owner!!

OMG, lol, I guess we have all been close to that at one point or another. I can remember a few scary months when I first opened. LOL!! I guess I was just having a blond moment there. I was looking for way's to help Ninja get this together.

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I love it when people get slammed! Especialy insurance companies and the gov't!! Ever listen to the Neal Boortz show? Hilarious!!!

I'm sure this is going to be a real adventure! I'm already certifiably insane...I'm in the real estate bussiness and the car wash bussiness!

See I'm even laughing liker some kind of evil villian!

Re: Proud owner!!

Good Luck AGN! Glad to see you have your hand in some other pots as well. As we all know, winter isn't always generous to the AG business!

Re: Proud owner!!

, SO PROUD of you, you did it. Along with everyone else I wish you much success. I think I'll advise you listen to the owners telling you to stay off the networks. At least give it a try.

Re: Proud owner!!

I'm not singing up with any networks at this point. I know a few other independents who I'm pretty sure aren't signed up...I'm gonna talk to them about it and see how its worked. From here on out it is SELL SELL SELL and then QUALITY QUALITY QUALITY once the work comes in!

Re: Proud owner!!

You sound as excited as I was when I first started on my own!! I am SO HAPPY for you!! And proud too!!! You go get um!!!

Re: Proud owner!!

Just got my business cards in!!

The first logo ideas are being e-mail in from the sign shops now!

Let the games begin!!!

Re: Proud owner!!

AGN,

read this and see if it makes any sense to you.

there is a whole book about this that i recommended to you earlier, but i just happened to find this and thought maybe you would be interested since you are in the early stages still.


http://www.e-myth.com/cs/community/view/ms_a/186

Re: Proud owner!!

Thanks for the article Joe!

Its definitley true that you have to have multiple personalities to run a business. One thing the author forgot was firefighter!!

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