A see the post came tae a halt,well a wisni bothern cause a had a fortnight in Florida then onti a cruise roond the Carribean fer 10 days an if onybidys lookin fer mi am aff tae sunny St.Andrews awe next week.Tam you better save yer pennies fer the roond rail journey tae Brechin,naebdy will ken ye've got an Irish twang,they awe talk funny up there an the players still have cork studs in thier fitba bits,holes in thier jerseys an odd socks,awe hold on,thats no Brechin it's Rangers.

Eck ma hoalidays were"ni as grand as yours(bit then ye wir aye a blaw),an noo ah ken hoo ye went hoarse wi twa kids in a caravan fur a week,christ ah need a hoaliday efter that.Ah wis watchin the 12th day an there wis a flute band ower fae Cowdenbeath they wir quite guid, ah doot Fife must be full o musical superstars(aye right).Ah dont hiv tae pey on the trains, ah"m sure we could come tae some arrangement aboot yer bus pass,an the team ye desribe seems mair the Pars than the Teddy Bears.Enjoy yer time in the Costa St Andrews.

Alas Tam the first two bits o ma holidays were jist a pipe dream while watchin the rain battern aff the windis but ye canni avoid bairns,dugs and caravan,it wis worse than bein in the punt wi Paddy McGovern roarin at ye,a wis gled tae get hame.Cowden flute band eh!,it used tae be a pipe band but they got half thier fingers chapped aff fer stealin noo they've only got enough left fer the flute,they recon by next year it'll be a hamonica band.Well I'll have tae go back tae the caravan the day an wipe the blood aff the walls and by the way it's p----shin the rain again

No but I sure am missing you now and Tam and everybody else.Did you get your wee Martin yet?