Aye see you big man,you"re nae dozer jist sit back an let 47 gie me awe the pelters, bet yer hivin a richt laff at ma expense.

Ye wantin they websites ye asked mi fer posted here Tam,jist answer the question, aye or no.

Na chance Tam ye no am fond o the bath o ye's.lol

Cat got yer tongue

47 dinna you start sendin the names o dodgy sites tae me ye"ll get me pit oan the sex offenders list an ah dinna even support herts.PS George Monaghan sorry ah missed ye at Inverness but were takin that many fotos ah thocht ye workin fur the Daily Record an ah didni want tae interupt.

Eddy telt me you were following Bobby Monro awe oer the place cause he's in awe the fotis.Gone back tae Lanzerote first 2 weeks in September Edd,ye gone?,£260 quide fer 11 nights in the digs we use,plus flight ,we'll go on the day the flights are cheapest,let me ken.It wid be braw if you could come Tam.

That's a bargain, ur u booking me n Edd too lol, leaves lots oh money for the ~Sangria!! how did yeez noe come to Sneckie yeez wid hae enjoyed it and wee missed yeez looking forward tae many a laugh in Costa Teguise wi yeez . Morag and Big Edd

Ach,had too much on,watchin bairns couldni get a dug watcher an ma liver wis jist gettin oe'r Lanzer.Ann ,Mary an Podge are askin fer ye,why I don't know,awe ye dae is bevy an we're no yist tae that were ye thru in Embri wi Eddy last week?,saw him in the fotis,tell he wis in guid order.Hope the flight prices drop a bit am no wantin tae end up wi ****e on ma heed,a'll let ye ken how a git on.Keep laughin.

Hi Eck I was in Edinburgh too, it was a good weekend, off to Inverness again in a fortnight for the weekend, looking forward to it, tell Ann, Mary and Podge I said hello

How ye dain Morag?,see you world travellers,Embri wan week an Sneckie the next what wi Edd gone tae that ither country every day,man,the worlds yer oyster.A doot Hunter disni tak part in sensible emailing,a hink he realy likes when a git tore inti him.Did Eddy get ma email regards bookin fer The Lanzerote?.Hing in there an hope tae see ye's awe soon.

whits this aboot sensible emailing,hoo kin a body hiv anyhin sensible wi yoo,ye canna even spell richt,at least ahm speekin a lanquige callt Ulster Scots,yer"e jist speekin a loat a Pish

Most satisfying to have you back Thomas,I have been rather alarmed by the absence of you most intelligent posts,my concerns have been regards your alziemers but you have just confirmed it is true,say after me," I am Scottish,I am Scottish,I only sound Irish because ma heeds wasted.Ya dongle.

47 ye gie me a hard time if ah dont post,ye gie me a hard time if ah dae post,ye gie me a hard time if ye write in fifespeak,ye gie me a hard time if ye write in english,c"mon boys theres been 108 folk read this message fur f--- sake wid somdy GET HIM OFF MA BACK.P.S. whits a dongle?

Ah Tam it's guid tae hiv ye back,minds me 'o' when a wis a 17 year old loddie jist joinin the battalion an you mouched 3/6d aff me fer 20 no6,ye 've never geen mi it back,and,a dongle is the same as a bongle only it starts wi a "d",that ony help.Keep them cumin Tam.

ah niver took advantage o any 17yr auld laddie lets be quite clear aboot that an if ah tapped ye fur money at any time ah wid be quite prood o the fact fur there wisna too many goat yin ower you besides ye always telt Pitblado,tam la brock an me ye niver hud ony, an ah only smoked O.Ps

aye Tam a miss they times no a care in the world except mibi somdy dippin yer pockets when ye were lyin p-ssed,couldni complain aboot that tho whit goes aroond comes aroond an afore ye think yer gittin aff scot free,can you still poo yer socks up withoot bendin doon,cause your pockets were the deepest o onybodys a ever knew,a recon ye got yer maw tae extend themby addin shirt sleeves on the end o them.apart fae that a hope yer misses is keepin orite.Have a guid wan.

ur ye tryin tae say in a roond aboot wiy ye were the yin that took ma oddies when ah wis lyin flaked oot in 1968?Ah mibbe hud long poackets bit it niver stoapped ye fae poppin drink of me,still like ye say great times,wifes no great but we"re still hingin in there.Ur we the only twa oan here?

Ach Tam,ma p.c. crashed an a hid an offy bother gettin it up an runnin again,ofcoorse a lost awehing that wis on it.A part fi that,steal your oddies,yer havin a laff,your's were shewd intae yer socks.Thats ma post,ave been pointin ma garden wall an ma fingers are that sair a couldni dip yer pockets.Tell yer wife tae keep her chin up.

47 dinna gie me awe that tecknital stuff aboot pcs an crashing an getting back up ah ken whit ye canna git back up,an ye hiv a wa in yer back ye posh git or ye jist bummin yer chat.Ah wis awa ma hoalidays an ah went thru tae Porto, Porto, awe whit dae ye call it awe aye Porto-bella

Thomas,Thomas,a wall is not a sign of being posh,it's there to keep dugs oot,but,there again there's nae wa's at your bit they awe been yased tae launch at sogiers heeds an nae dugs(you's ca them kibabs)therefor nae needs fer wa's.Ye might have gein mi a shout,adave jumped on the train an met yi in Embri,am away tae the usual at the start o September,dinni ken if Ed an Morags turnin up or no but if they do nae doot we'll have some refreshment.Hing in there.