Tam wants more womens items to be sold from the regimental shop,wid that be sussy's,miby a tartan thong or a sporran wi a see through crutch.Maked ye wonder,and at your age Tam.

Trust you tae bring it doon tae your level ya dirtbird ye,bit mibbe the thong an the see thru sporran wid suit you--ah"ve heard ye"ve nae baws enywey

A hiv got thum but me bein 60 noo they're doon at ma knees so mibis its the spurn fir me,notice big Edds keepin oot o this wan.

Aye yer rite aboot that Eck,ah know whit side ma breeds buttered, but am waitin fur the come back fra Tam.

Wee'll have tae wait fer his reply,nibis he can only manage wan short paragraph a week