For my sins I've always been the one that organised / bossed musicians about and made sure they got paid at the end of the night (or beforehand in a lot of cases!)

I'm sure I could get you a great sponsorship deal from BurgerKing.

I play violin (not so useful) and orchestral percussion for that big band sound, and don't tell everyone but I'm a choreographer too, oh and trained up on lights and mixing desks but haven't done that for years..... As long as there's room for the zimmer frame I'll be alright.